Today my “coworker” (my pet)...

[Mee]

There is aluminium foil on the cooker to discourage two coworkers on particular from certain risky behaviours in the kitchen. They however think this is some sort of disco affect and have been rap dancing on the hob for about an hour now.

 

[Justmehere]

Today my coworker FARTED and kept at it. I suggested she see a doc, eat some probiotics.

 

[coraxxx]

Today my coworker sat right in the front of the red light and stared at me with a face of judgement for no apparent reason.

 

[FauxLiz]

Today, my coworker apparently didn't care for how doors work and when she couldn't get through the door to the bedroom where my college son was still sleeping while I was on a zoom call started screaming and pounding on the door demanding that she be let in. I got up and let her in the room, she spent less than 2 minutes there inspecting to ensure that he was in fact still breathing and there had not been any drastic changes to the room since she couldn't access it overnight and promptly demanded to be let back out equally as loudly.

DRAMATIC MUCH?

 

[notsurewheretoturn]

Today my coworker deliberately jumped on another coworkers head in an attempt to steal her breakfast!

 

[AMusingChickadee]

Today each of my coworkers ignored me to my face when I tried to get them to do some work individually. I was even super professional and tried all my healthy communication skills! Yet later in the break room, when I called over to one of them, all 3 ran over and got all up in my face competing for my attention. Talk about mixed signals.

 

[8888]

Today my coworker did not want to take her medication.

 

[notsurewheretoturn]

Today my coworker had a strop and threw everything around the workspace, including all over her colleagues.

 

[Friday]

Today my coworker protested the new drinking fountain by licking the moisture off the deck railings whenever people were watching… that also happen to be covered with bird poop. Drama queen.

 

[coraxxx]

Two days ago my coworker resolved that napping on my keyboard was the best way one could have to kill time.

 

[coraxxx]

Today my coworker protested the new drinking fountain by licking the moisture off the deck railings whenever people were watching… that also happen to be covered with bird poop. Drama queen.

Honestly I think that's a somewhat realistic behaviour for certain humans

 

[notsurewheretoturn]

Today two of my coworkers escaped and ran amok in the lounge for 3 hours before being bought back into line.