Yo Momma Jokes

[brodes]

Yo momma so fat she fell in love and broke it.

 

[Mockingbird13]

Yo Mamma is so dirty she slowed down speed stick.

 

[Jimmy1]

Yo Mamma is so skinny her nipples touch

 

[Jimmy1]

Yo Mamma is so poor she can't afford to pay attention

 

[Jimmy1]

Yo Mamma is so poor when she goes to KFC she has to lick other peoples fingers

 

[brodes]

Yo moma so stupid a robber stole her tv & she ran after him yelling , YOU FORGOT THE REMOTE.............

 

[brodes]

Yo moma so stupid she tripped over a wirless phone..................

 

[brodes]

Yo moma so stupid she stole free bread....................

 

[BV101]

free bread? Where do you get that then?

 

[Jimmy1]

My ancestors thought the bread was free and they ended up on a big old ship and ended up here in Australia

 

[brodes]

thats a p

My ancestors thought the bread was free and they ended up on a big old ship and ended up here in Australia

Thats a pisser Jimmy........lol

 

[anthony]

I do love yo momma jokes... crack me up.