Your Favorite Funny Quotes From Films Or Tv

[barefoot]

Sister Act, when all the nuns are swarming around the casino...

Mother Superior:
Brace yourself sisters. Spread out and look for Mary Clarence. Try to blend in.

 

[barefoot]

Woman in cafe in When Harry Met Sally:

"I'll have what she's having" ;-)

 

[jaccat]

Anthony Head in the Doctor Who episode School Reunion-

"Forget the shooty dog thing!"

 

[barefoot]

Following the very sad news of Caroline Aherne's death...

From The Royale Family when Anthony brought Emma home:

Nana: Would you like a ham sandwich Emma?
Emma: No thanks, I'm vegetarian
Nana: Oh, that's a shame for you Emma... Barbara can't she have some wafer thin ham?


And my favourite from The Mrs Merton Show...asking Debbie McGhie:

"What first attracted you to the millionaire Paul Daniels?"


Such a talent! :-)

 

[Anarchy]

And my favourite from The Mrs Merton Show...asking Debbie McGhie:

"What first attracted you to BALD, MULTI millionaire Paul Daniels?"

I still chuckle about that

 

[Deleted member 29920]

Sad news about Caroline :(

 

[Deleted member 28403]

Well then get your shit together, get it all together and put it in a back pack, all your shit, so it's together.

And if you gotta take it some where, take it somewhere, you know, take it to the shit store and sell it, or put it in the shit museum. I don't care what you do, you just gotta get it together.

Get your shit together.

 

[Ironlady]

Use this on my kids sometimes when they are being funny yet a bit frustrating . From the movie "Sandlot" "You're killing me smalls!"

And from The Big Labowski "Let me explain something to you. Um, I am not “Mr. Lebowski”. You’re Mr. Lebowski. I’m the Dude. So that’s what you call me. You know, that or, uh, His Dudeness, or uh, Duder, or El Duderino if you’re not into the whole brevity thing" – :p

 

[Riot]

Mal: "I swear by my pretty floral bonnet, I will end you."

From Firefly. It's full of great lines.

 

[Rani G2]

And from The Big Labowski "Let me explain something to you. Um, I am not “Mr. Lebowski”. You’re Mr. Lebowski. I’m the Dude.

Die hard fan here of the Dude.

yours
Dudette

 

[Ironlady]

Die hard fan here of the Dude.

yours
Dudette

Right on!!!! :D

 

[Deleted member 28740]

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