Your Favorite Funny Quotes From Films Or Tv

[jaccat]

From Sherlock: The Abominable Bride

Sherlock (in response to a question about why Mrs Hudson is not talking):
"She has taken to literary criticism by way of satire. It it a distressing trend in the modern landlady."

 

[The Albatross]

"Married with Children"

Kelly: When my daddy says he'll do something he... no, that's my friend Marsha's daddy. But when my daddy puts his mind to something, he... no, that's Carolyn's daddy. Well, my daddy dear, he knows he's still number one, oh girls just want to have fun. No, that's Cyndi Lauper's daddy.

 

[gealach]

from The Family Guy

"someone needs to tell Donald Trump it's not fashionable to wear orange on your face after Labor Day" :roflmao:

when people are offended by Brian's offensive tweet, Chris and Meg say at school it was a joke... "we live in a post joke world" :hilarious:

when Brian tries to apologize to the mob but can't get past the introduction... "ladies and gentlemen...why did you say ladies first? that's sexist...gentlemen and ladies... oh, says the man...humans...I identify as a basketball...humans and basketballs...I'm a parrot who mimics words but doesn't comprehend them...humans, basketballs, talking parrots, and whatever else is out there... whatever?... alright just calm down okay?...now you're tone policing us, that makes me uncomfortable, anything that makes me uncomfortable in 2017 should be illegal" :roflmao::roflmao::roflmao:

there needs to be an emoji for laughed-so-hard-I-peed-myself

 

[physicist13]

"When life gives you lemonade make lemons. Life will be all like whaattttt?" -modern family (Phil)

 

[Deleted member 29920]

From Tim Burton's 'Dark Shadows'

Carolyn: 'Are you stoned or something?'
Barnabas: 'They tried stoning me, my dear. It did not work.'

 

[Deleted member 29920]

From Black Books

Fran: Do you know nothing about modern culture Bernard, posh, beckham, pokemon, I mean...
Bernard: PACMAN! It's pronounced Pacman!