Career change?

[The Albatross]

We still have a ferry here at the Kentucky river if you are so inclined. Maybe you want to consider repackaging the whole river Styx thing and hire a PR firm... you might as well parlay up some $$$ before you switch vocations. A nice tidy bankroll when sold to the highest and best offer to finance your transition?

 

[Death]

@The Albatross I have considered offering romantic gondola rides. Styx needs some decor, though.

@joeylittle Unfortunately my dark powers only come for collection, not eradication. I have a hell of a Japanese beetle infestation, myself, and can only collect the souls of the little nuisance creatures once I personally treat for them... Sigh.

 

[lostforgottensoul]

What do you like to do, other then being the Grim Reaper? Hobbies?

BTW: What the heck is Styx? Google only thinks it's a rock band.

 

[LuckiLee]

How bout an activities director at a nursing home? ;)

 

[Friday]

Clearly... Ballet.

You've got the physique.
Your feet won't bleed.
You'll never get too old.
Everyone dances with Death sooner or later.

 

[The Albatross]

Grief and bereavement counseling?

 

[anthony]

Too funny. That death has multiple personalities, I'm sure of it.

 

[Friday]

death has multiple personalities, I'm sure of it.

Deaths Identity Disorder ... A lesser known side effect of immortality.

 

[EveHarrington]

I dunno.

I mean death is kind of essential.

We already have an overpopulation problem. If nobody dies, the planet will run out of resources, none of us will get alone time or space ever again.

 

[Death]

How bout an activities director at a nursing home? ;)

I actually volunteered for a nursing home on weekends. I visited so often that I felt quite at home with the people residing there. Unfortunately, I was informed that I was upsetting the families. The residents themselves weren't particularly bothered.

@Friday I think you might have nailed it. I have always wanted to take up river dance.

@lostforgottensoul The river Styx is a notorious bit of my home's natural landscape. Sometimes I'm called Styx as well. People don't really say that anymore, though.

 

[EveHarrington]

I'm confused.

Is this supposed to be a social thread or do you really want a career change but humor is the ultimate way you deflect from the seriousness of life?

 

[CaptSpalding]

state housing inspector or auto insurance adjuster/appraiser... they are cash courses for 6 weeks little intersaction with bosses and little physical work both pay at 20hr or more to start