You Know You're Depressed When...........................

[Wagon]

You know you are depressed when you don't know what day of the week it is and you are afraid to look at the calender that you hid on purpose.

 

[JarHed]

You know you're depressed when you read every post in this thread.

 

[tnkg1rl]

You know you're depressed when you read every post in this thread.

Aha you caught me I just did!!

You know your depressed when for once your bank account isn't empty and you don't give a shit

 

[Spock]

You know your depressed when you open your eyes in the morning and you wish it was night time already.

You know you're depressed when you open your eyes and it is night time already

 

[Spock]

You know you're depressed when you read every post in this thread.

...when you can relate to every post in this thread

 

[tnkg1rl]

[quo te="Spock, post: 38487, member: 1585"]...when you can relate to every post in this thread[/quote]

Ditto except for that one part that didn't exactly pertain to my gender hahahahaha

 

[Spock]

You know your depressed when a telemarketer calls and you try to keep them on the phone for suicide prevention.

When I was really in the shit I would mess with telemarketers, especially the bill collectors, so bad they were trying to end the phone call as soon as possible. I would do different things. My favorite was to make up a language of gibberish that they, nor I for that matter, had any idea what I was saying. It was comic relief.

But that probably is better for anther thread on best anger response stories like road rage, we always have a good laugh at group when we share road rage stories :)

 

[fwduff]

When I was really in the shit I would mess with telemarketers, especially the bill collectors, so bad they were trying to end the phone call as soon as possible. I would do different things. My favorite was to make up a language of gibberish that they, nor I for that matter, had any idea what I was saying. It was comic relief.

But that probably is better for anther thread on best anger response stories like road rage, we always have a good laugh at group when we share road rage stories :)

I've done that and told them i was recording the call

 

[Spock]

...Ditto except for that one part that didn't exactly pertain to my gender hahahahaha

I took the easy way out...I meant when you can relate to "almost" every post on this thread.

 

[Spock]

I've done that and told them i was recording the call

The sad part is it felt good...sometimes I even felt bad for them but they we only voices and they called me, they choose the shit they were walking into

 

[fwduff]

they told me it was illegal to record the calls WTH they do it and only keep the one that make them look good.

 

[Spock]

they told me it was illegal to record the calls WTH they do it and only keep the one that make them look good.

Sometimes I'd force them to put on the manager and then push that poor thing into retreat. Hey, I'm just sick. :p