Yo Momma Jokes

[brodes]

I do love yo momma jokes... crack me up.

Thanks Anthony,hope your keeping well mate,this site is keeping me sane. Thanks Matt.

 

[brodes]

Yo moma so big when she cries they call a state of emergency.

 

[anthony]

Change all these jokes to "My mother in law" and they are all true.

Just for you mate....

Yo mama-in-law so greasy she sweats Crisco!

Yo mama-in-law so nasty she brings crabs to the beach.

Yo mama-in-law so nasty she has to creep up on bathwater.

Yo mama-in-law so hairy the only language she speaks is wookie.

 

[brodes]

Yo mother in law so stinky,she uses Right guard & Left guard.

 

[brodes]

Yo moma so clumsy,she got tangled up in the mobile phone .

 

[brodes]

Yo momas so nice she offered me the hair off her back.

 

[Wagon]

Perfect Mother in Law jokes. Thanks. And they fit so perfectly. :D

 

[Mockingbird13]

Your mother in law is so ugly, that when she applied for the ugly contest they told her 'NO Professionals'

 

[Wagon]

God I know. You should see the wedding pictures, wrecked allot of cameras that day.

My mother in law is so ugly you could press her face in dough and make gorilla cookies.

 

[Tim &Bailey]

You Momma must work in a potato chip factory She was on the corners yelling "Free Lays , Free Lays!"

Why does you Momma wear big hoop earrings- I heard they was ankle rests

How does you Momma turn on the lights after sex?- She opens the car door

 

[reddevil1111]

Yo moma is so fat, she fell down, her leg broke open and gravy poured out.

Yo mama is so ugly even the stray dogs run away.

Yo mama so old she was a waitress at the Last Supper.

Yo mama so stupid she tried to put her m&ms in alphabetical order.

Yo mama so stupid she thinks taco bell is a mexican phone company

Yo mama has so much hair on her upper lip, she braids it.
Yo mama so fat when her beeper goes off, people thought she was backing up
Yo momma so dumb she bought a solar-powered flashlight!

Yo mama so poor she went to McDonald's and put a milkshake on layaway.

There..I feel up to speed now.

 

[Tim &Bailey]

You momma so stupid she quit pharmacy school cause she couldnt get the little bottle into the printer.

Yo momma so ugly just after she was born, her mother said, "What a treasure!" and her father said, "Yea, let's go bury it!"

Yo Momma so fat the Tub got stretch marks!