Your Favorite Funny Quotes From Films Or Tv

[Ironlady]

Gone with the wind: "Frankly my dear, I don't give a damn."

 

[Ironlady]

Ferris Buellers day off.. Ferris: Pardon my French, but Cameron is so tight that if you stuck a lump of coal up his ass, in two weeks you'd have a diamond.

 

[Silver.]

"The Ground is SOUR!!" Pet Sematary

okay, I love this for such a bizarre reason. We had an issue with the burial plot when my parents died. (my uncle didn't want to give up his spot for my father and was causing drama eh?)
So in a big family meeting I yelled "we don't want your plot, the ground is sour!!"
We all started cracking up it was soo funny in such a tense and trying time
(and we did end up using the plot) :)

 

[Ironlady]

"The Ground is SOUR!!" Pet Sematary

okay, I love this for such a bizarre reason. We had an issue with...

Haha! love it!

 

[Deleted member 29920]

I had Pet Sematary on last night! :roflmao:

 

[Deleted member 29920]

Becky and Darlene argue

Roseanne - "This is why some animals eat their young."

 

[Naoru]

From Trolls:

Poppy: [singing] Stars shining bright above me :singing:
Branch: Seriously, more singing?
Poppy: Yes, seriously. Singing helps me relax. Maybe you ought to try it.
Branch: I don't sing and I don't relax. This is the way I am and I like it. I also like a little silence!

:roflmao: Sorry, apparently I am a child and obsessed with this movie. :D

 

[Deleted member 29920]

More from Roseanne

Jackie (sitting in the bath tub, stoned, freaked out, sucking a popsicle) - "Is this the sink, am I shrinking?!" :eek:

 

[Missycat]

Great thread @C j :)

Airplane 1980

Rumack: You'd better tell the Captain we've got to land as soon as we can. This woman has to be gotten to a hospital.
Air Stewardess: A hospital? What is it?
Rumack: It's a big building with patients, but that's not important right now.

Rumack: Can you fly this plane, and land it?
Striker: Surely you can't be serious.
Rumack: I am serious... and don't call me Shirley.

Lol lol :roflmao::roflmao::roflmao:

 

[Deleted member 29920]

:roflmao::hilarious: @Missycat

 

[Ironlady]

"I'm too old for this shit!" Lethal Weapon

 

[Ironlady]

Rocky:
Let me tell you something you already know. The world ain’t all sunshine and rainbows. It is a very mean and nasty place and it will beat you to your knees and keep you there permanently if you let it. You, me, or nobody is gonna hit as hard as life. But it ain’t how hard you hit; it’s about how hard you can get hit, and keep moving forward. How much you can take, and keep moving forward. That’s how winning is done. Now, if you know what you’re worth, then go out and get what you’re worth. But you gotta be willing to take the hit, and not pointing fingers saying you ain’t where you are because of him, or her, or anybody. Cowards do that and that ain’t you. You’re better than that!”