I remember when I realized I was immortal... What does a motherf*cker have to do to die around here??? ... Spent 5 years trying to die, and I couldn't even get that right. Well, fine. Decided to live, and woke up in the hospital. Oh. So that's how you do it. Spent the next 10 years realizing the next stray feather falling could crush me to bits. I'm back to being immortal, again, though... So no worries ;)
Happy Birthday :D