Today my “coworker” (my pet)...

[Ronin]

Today my coworker and his date trashed the office.

Beaming smuggly and hollering at me, they left me the mess to clean up. :bored:

(... and am I the only one imagining us all in the same office building for extra lulz?)

 

[Changing4Best]

One of my co-workers was across the street. He did not look that familiar, but his tail was unmistakable. Tell me, how can beaver hang out in my neighbors yard, when his Creek is so inviting elsewhere. I suppose he was looking for wood to build a dam with.

 

[Muttly]

Today my coworker pooped on the bathroom rug and didn't clean it up

 

[bellbird]

Today my co-worker decided to scream at me while I was on Zoom with my T, but then gave up to eat a piece of lettuce on the floor.

 

[Mee]

My husband’s coworker has taken the electric blanket I was covered in , dragged in to the end of the bed and curled up on it himself.

I’ve turned it off .

 

[Friday]

Today my coworker disappeared for several hours, only to be found sleeping in a pile of knickers. Again.

 

[Changing4Best]

Long ago one of my co-workers flew down from his cage and landed on my other co-worker's back right in front of her tail. She ran in circles trying to catch him, but couldn't. He just laughed and laughed until I rescued him and put him back in his cage.

 

[EveHarrington]

Yesterday I “accidentally” locked my coworker out on the balcony. I think he took a nap for 4 hours. He then got lonely and started to bang on the door so I’d let him back inside.

I keep hoping he gets fired, but you know, nepotism. ??

 

[blackemerald1]

My coworker has just started thinking it's exciting to see other coworkers walking along the footpath and insisting I take a look with her??

 

[Rainman8772]

Today my “co-worker” licked my windshield on the way to the grocery store.

 

[Sideways]

Today my coworker didn't bother with one of his essential duties - one morning poop instead of 2 - which creates chaos in the office, and adds unnecessary extra duties for the evening shift.

 

[GrayOwl]

My co-worker has spent the last three days creating chaos, making a racket, and staring out the windows.... so I took her in and got her spayed.