Espresso, Cuban coffee, tater tots,
& some kind of rich white people “super posh” (my eyes just rolled so far back in my head I almost fell over) eco packaged BPA free organic sustainably jerked off blah blah blah fish ...that wasn’t completely inedible... but let’s just say I’ve eaten tinned cat food that was better. :wtf::sick: Shudder. Ugh. So gross. I can’t even imagine the amount of mayonnaise & cream cheese that would have to be added (and no few bottles of wine consumed beforehand) to “enjoy” eating it. Seriously. I’ve brushed my teeth three times, and washed my face twice. The unfortunate dried smoked salted baitfish left on a stick for 2 weeks in the sun and dirt would give this stuff a run for its money. Oh well. It’s protein. After a fashion. I think. It could also be someone’s fermented armpit, slathered in fish oil & red dye. “Sockeye” my fat aunt sally. Chum, maybe.