Your Favorite Funny Quotes From Films Or Tv

[Reaching4thestarrs]

Vivian Ward (Julia Roberts) Oh...Look honey, I have a runner in my pantyhose. Oops! I'm not wearing panty hose!
- Pretty Woman

 

[Reaching4thestarrs]

After kneeing Grace's cheating husband, Eddie, in the groin....

Emma Rae: Well, you said to keep him busy. He's busy holding his nuts.

- Something to Talk About

 

[Ironlady]

"I had no idea you could milk a cat."
- "Oh yeah, you can milk anything with nipples."
- "I have nipples, Greg. Could you milk me?"
Meet the Parents

 

[Ironlady]

"I think you're all f--ked in the head. We're ten hours from the f--kin' fun park and you wanna bail out. Well, I'll tell ya something. This is no longer a vacation. It's a quest. It's a quest for fun. I'm gonna have fun and you're gonna have fun. We're all gonna have so much f--kin' fun we'll need plastic surgery to remove our god-damn smiles. You'll be whistling 'Zip-A-Dee Doo-Dah' out of your assholes! Ha, ha, ha, ha! I gotta be crazy! I'm on a pilgrimage to see a moose. Praise Marty Moose! Oh, s--t!"
National Lampoon's Vacation

 

[Ironlady]

Ok last one for now. Lol

Where do babies come from?"
- "Where do you think they come from?"
- "Well, I think a stork he drops it down, and then a hole goes in your body, and there's blood everywhere, coming out of your head, and then you push your belly button, and then your butt falls off, and then you hold your butt and you have to dig, and you find a little baby."
- "That's exactly right."
Knocked Up (2007)

 

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The truth about leaders as stated by Hamish in the movie Braveheart .............."they couldn't agree on the colour o' shite" :laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh::D

 

[Ironlady]

The truth about leaders as stated by Hamish in the movie Braveheart .............."they couldn't agre...

:roflmao::roflmao::roflmao::roflmao::hilarious:... hahahahahahahaha!!!!!

 

[Ironlady]

“Always take a banana to a party, Rose: bananas are good!”
— The Doctor, Dr. Who- Season 2 :-D

 

[Reaching4thestarrs]

When Cameron was in Egypt's land; let my Cameron go.

- Ferris Bueller's Day Off

 

[lymphomamama]

"Don't say that. Whenever someone says that everything goes dark and I wake up surrounded by body parts" ~ Franklin to Tara on True Blood

 

[Friday]

"It's you're first time being a fugitive, so I made you a bag. Passports, money, lock picks. Toothpaste, explosives.. Do not mix these up!..."

:roflmao: :hilarious:

 

[Ironlady]

Sheriff: "Is she serious?
Brennan: "As serious as a gas attack"
Booth: "Heart attack Bones, as serious as a heart attack"

(Tv series Bones)