Today my “coworker” (my pet)...

[Ronin]

My other coworker & crew are flying in formation.

Immune to my attempts at photos, too. :shifty: Apparently they all trained in What-was-that-duck-Do.

 

[Sideways]

Yesterday my coworker went to the day spa. It was sufficiently traumatic that today he's on a mental health day, and taking a long weekend.

 

[Changing4Best]

My co-worker has been stocking up on food by eating it all. I understand that she is pregnant and all, but she is starting to look like a bear rather than herself.

 

[Changing4Best]

She ate my lunch and then burped and farted while she purred. Now I understand that she is pregnant, but really, must she consume all that?

 

[Rainman8772]

Today my coworker took me on a guided fishing trip down the river

 

[Ronin]

Now I understand that she is pregnant, but really, must she consume all that?

:hilarious: I died laughing at this post, and this is my corpse officially figuring the keypad out.

While my coworker *points one skeletal finger at him accusingly* sings serenades.

 

[Mee]

Today DH went out To pick out a prescription for me ( it’s funny how this has become an event - going out ) and all the co workers started Howling and wailing inconsolably.

 

[Mee]

Today was the first day in what will be a twice a month happening. It’s all socially distanced right now- but DH Met a coworker training in search and rescue. The training team are going to use our property two weekends a month and one on the trainers has offered to train any coworker choose to get . ( She trains Service coworkers too) . The coworker today was - I understand doing a particular type search Training .
that the team are happy to let us watch is also incredible-, we might learn something. All our coworkers here were very interested, especially the outdoor ones - who help provide distraction to learn to focus around

 

[FauxLiz]

Yesterday I was fed up with my co-worker. She had been given free run of the entire building when she started work and has terrible grooming habits stopping anywhere to run her hands through her hair and leaving behind hair anywhere that she goes. Every time I turn around I have to clean the furniture because she leaves her gift behind. Well, I got tired of her complaining about how hot she was with her long hair and the salons (groomers included) being closed so I decided to help her out. She isn't very happy with her new haircut but I am, and at least she is being quieter.

 

[Ronin]

My different coworker formed a band.

They started practicing at 3 am I went to sleep, and at 0420 woke me up with the newest tune.

Advantages, first to hear that gig & for free.
Disadvantages, cranky brains demanding sleep.

 

[Ronin]

I decided I'm going to holler at that too chatty coworker. Because Man yells at pigeon and other birds is the kind of cute crazy news and I'll take it over other crazy of late. Also bc it's an activity I 100 percent can arrange to success aall on my own. :smug:

And at the other one for eating my crayon.

 

[gealach]

today one of my coworkers pretended to be an eagle. My other coworker wasn't really sure what was going on, so he pretended to be an eagle too... and then he fell asleep mid-eagle.