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Relationship Last Night's Incident... Sigh!

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Get home from work at the usual time to find my vet MIA. Its at least an hour past sunset. He had said he might go out with the chain saw to get firewood so check to see if the chain saw is on the shelf. Nope. Start to panic, trying to think where to look for him as we have about 100acres. Check the utility room - clearly he's out in only an oilskin vest and shirt sleeves. Temp is below zero. He should be well and truly back from wood detail by an hour after dark. Call his mobile phone only to hear it ring inside. As I was thinking about what I would need to take with me and who else I should call in to help in the search, see the chain saw sitting up on the work bench. Breathe. Think.

Ok. He must have gone hunting. Check the gunsafe. Yep, riffle missing. Check the dogs. Yep, pointer puppy missing. Ok. He's often not back from a hunt until two to three hours after dark. Breathe.

Let the other dog in. Put away the groceries. Start the fire. Think about changing the bedsheets and getting the laundry in.

Suddenly I hear a sound like a man shouting from a distance. The dog goes nuts so must of the sound is drowned out. Grab a coat and a torch. Rush outside expecting to see him any moment. No sign of him. Go back inside. Grab my mobile phone and a radio. Write him a note which says I'm out looking for you - call phone - if no luck try radio on Ch12. Go back out into the night. Still wearing skirt and stockings from the office. Sneakers, not boots. Damn cold.

Run down to the creek. Call his name. Realise that the wind is blowing the other way so sound probably came from top paddock. Run back up the hill. As I go through the house yard, see a light coming towards me. He's come home, with the pup and a large trophy stag. He says what are you doing? I say looking for you - did you call out? He says no. I say I heard a man yelling. He says he was walking along the road and a vehicle passed and yelled out at him. Have you got the washing in he says. No. What have you been doing? Sitting on your arse reading a book I suppose? F*ck you! I've been out looking for you you! Burst into tears. Oh stop being such a drama queen he says.
 
LOL... its funny to read the panic of women, when from a guy perspective, we just go and do stuff and get back when we get back.

Nicolette actually gets cranky at me, because when she's late I don't ring her looking where she is or such, I just accept something has likely extended her work or she's off doing something else, and will get home when she gets home. As a male, I just get it and don't go into a panic. Women don't seem to though. If I'm out, she will be ringing me before I'm even supposed to come home, as though the worst has happened.

Male / female... we're different creatures. LOL...
 
My husband worries about me if I'm late, especially when I'm in town an hour away. He worries that I will get in an accident because of someone else's bad driving. We haven't had cell phones, so there's no calling to find out if everything is alright.
He doesn't do the run around panic, but he's quite stressed about it!
 
Yep, Man gone a hunting, waited in shadows for his kill to come into his sights. Silently waiting his rifle loaded and pointing in the general direction of the hunt. Then as he is about to take the shot who should come running into his line of fire but his cavewoman wearing her skirt and stockings.

Me MAN, Me am hunter Killer, You are WOMAN, Cook and Cave cleaner. Bearer of young, skinner of small animals.

Me MAN me want meat for dinner, you are woman, Man is Hunter, Killer, Builder and protector.

You are WOMAN, Forager, Farmer, and fornicator...... Oh and child bearer, man need offspring to carry on hunting for survival in Dinosaur territory. No supermarkets of Deli's or Coffee shops in our wilderness.

We are different. Me wear one fig leaf and you need three.

As @anthony quite rightly puts it you, and he are different in many ways. I act on impulse and instinct, you act on need and raising of family, keeper of home, manager of finances.. We both worry about each others survival and our bond with each other is ever present. Good job we don't have the Internet yet in our Cave world or I would be secretly esconched in my time out room happily sat on Torrentday downloaded goodness knows what. PS I am not eating Cockroaches again for supper as the last time the shells got stuck in my dentures.

Joking aside I am glad he had gone hunting and there was stag for supper not cockroaches tonight. Shame on him for not remembering to take his mobile. After all if he had it with him and his simpsons ringtone had gone off whilst he was laying prone waiting for the kill shot it may well have scared the prey.

Oh how different we are from each other, yet like minded.

:)
 
** Hangs His head in shame as he too saw the funny side to this incident. He is currently being chastsed for his behaviour and will no longer be hunting rabbits whilst at school, he will also receive 50 lashes for this matter rrom the headmaster. Oh shit, as @anthony is in fact the benefactor of the site and therefore figure head and Master at arms of the school, he too will be stood in the corner being told off.
 
So long as he brought home a Plesiosaur for lunch tomorrow, Maybe he should expect a bigger Rifle next birthday, you could wrap it in rabbit skin for him, that would make nice underwear for next years hunting season.
 
Please may @anthony and I be permitted to leave detention now @Sighs. We promise not to misbehave any more and will take our reprimands like good hunters. We will lay in wait for the ring tailed lemars with only sling shots next time as we clearly cannot be trusted with rifles.
 
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