General Let It Out

[Sweetpea76]

Hello... my name is @Sweetpea76 , and today everything is evidently my fault.

I'm embracing it, because it has finally gotten to the point where it's comical instead of upsetting. Bless his heart, my poor vet is having a rough day... but seriously? I could sell this stuff to sitcom writers. Yes baby, it's my fault you tripped over your clodhopper boots that you took off and you put by your chair. I made sure Penn State lost. I'm sorry the dog is farting, my bad.

Does anybody need a scapegoat today? I'm taking all comers.

• Bad hair day? Sorry, my fault.
• Cramps? That's me.
• I got the bad sports juju... sorry guys.

Let it out!! How many times do you get to have a free shot at blaming people for stuff? Tell me all about it.

 

[Fadeaway]

It is your fault I had an allergic reaction today, and why haven't you made my upstairs neigbors queit down?

Awww :hug: Sorry I had too. Sorry you are getting the blame today. You are pretty awesome in handling PTSD and I love that you didn't take it to seriously and added a bit of humor. Wise woman you are.

As a sufferer, I have a lot of respect for you. When I see new supporters on this site I always hope they read your postings, because they could learn so much from you. :hug:

 

[Sweetpea76]

Sorry @Fadeaway. I was out frolicking and I stirred up all the histamines... I totally dropped the ball there!

Gotta laugh at life when you can :)

 

[Sweetpea76]

Oh, and I fed the neighbors pixie sticks and expresso, then turned on the clog dancing music. Bad idea?

 

[Friday]

Oh, and I fed the neighbors pixie sticks and expresso, then turned on the clog dancing music. Bad ide...

:hilarious:

Great. Idea. Putting cocaine in the pixie sticks might have just been Gilding the Lily a smidge ;) And why did you convince them to put tap shoe plates on the clogs, anyway? Next thing we know everyone's left shoe is gonna be missing, the tags in back of shirts starched extra scratchy, and the water pressure won't rinse out conditioner :p Slow down, woman! Leave some mayhem for the rest of us!

Ah well. At least you haven't put Nair in the conditioner bottles, yet. Male pattern baldness can be tomorrow's Scapegoat's mission :sneaky:

<chuckling> I can totally blame you for being the wrong sex, taken, and several thousand miles away, tho! <<< Needs someone to snuggle with.

I call scapegoat on Friday! (Just to keep shit simple :D) Lookout world!!! I'm starting my snowdance in just a few minutes -bit lurchy, still, needs practice, and have the spray glue, sand, & condoms all lined up. BOHICA!

<passes @Sweetpea76 the Big Margie Margherita glass>

 

[Sweetpea76]

have the spray glue, sand, & condoms all lined up. BOHICA!

Just make sure to get the outsides AND insides. We are gender neural and equal opportunity mayhem.

<chuckling> I can totally blame you for being the wrong sex, taken, and several thousand miles away, tho! <<< Needs someone to snuggle with.

I know the feeling... Grumpy is out in the recliner, and I'm in bed with the farty dog. It's my NBC blockade to ward off bitchy men.

<passes @Sweetpea76 the Big Margie Margherita glass>

Pass it over! I'm plotting world domination. Now I need to find a hyperactive 8 year old to practice the clarinet by some sleeping babies!

 

[Purplemunchkin]

I can lend you my hyperactive 6 year old stepdaughter who constantly sing/shouts Frozen songs. Any good?

Bless you for finding the funny @Sweetpea76 :alien: