Never have I ever… the PTSD version

[Friday]

Like if you haven’t. Love if you have. Post your own.

Woken to have a snake making its way from points A-B, or snuggling for warmth.

 

[Charbella]

Like if you haven’t. Love if you have. Post your own.

Woken to have a snake making its way from points A-B, or snuggling for warmth.

Point of clarification

Live real snake????

 

[Sideways]

Knocked myself out when closing a door.
(Current competition at work - only the truly distracted and absent-minded win!)

 

[arfie]

never have i stayed calm while having a snake snuggle up to me for warmth. this actually happened to me. it inspired a dream about a dirty old man feeling me up. the snake curled around my hand when i went to push the dirty old man's hand away. rudest awakening of my rude-filled life. . .

clarification
my son's pet snake had escaped its cage.

 

[Weemie]

Never have I ever had a bird poop on my head!

 

[Friday]

Point of clarification

Live real snake????

Real.

 

[ninja]

Never have I ever had a bird poop on my head!

Do pet birds count?

Never have I ever had a sleep dream that came true weeks/months/years later!

 

[Missycat]

Never have i ever put my hand on a door knob to open the door and the knob opened up its 8 legs to reveal a massive spider !

 

[user27357]

Never have I ever had a bird poop on my head!

seagull. At what was Safeco field at a mariners game. Got like four or five of us. Best part was the after conversation. Guy behind me says "watch, there will be more flying around in the 8th inning and even more in the ninth" Guy next to him"what if it goes to extra innings?" "don't worry about that, this is Seattle, if we haven't lost it by the seventh inning it's a pretty rare day". All of us poor pooped on Mariner fans got a laugh to make it OK.
I think the birds hear the alarms at the parking garage exits that alert the peds someone is coming out, it must be their dinner bell as people start to head out. They are the clean up crew, all of those peanuts and crackerjacks have to go somewhere.

 

[Tinyflame]

My grandpa (wedding anniversary today) was a high-end men's clothing tailor, always impeccably dressed. He was on a date trying to impress my grandma after they met, very nervous, and a bird pooped on his head! Of course he had a hat in those days lol. Obviously didn't affect my grandma's opinion, probably loosened him up.

Never have I ever thought or said, "Fantastic! Look at the lineup! Lets get a seat in the middle with our back to the room! And who cares about the exits, we'll just follow everyone out!"

 

[Freddyt]

Washed my car, driven under and underpass and had a bird cover the car from front bumper to back bumper with poop.....

 

[user27357]

never have I ever been danger close to a lightning strike