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What Did You Eat And Drink Last?

Just because I am a teeny tiny bit sick does NOT mean that roasting Vienna sausages (what I usually refer to as tinned hot dogs) over the stove top flame is an insane idea.

To be fair, the really long bamboo skewers I was using were a BIT odd in the scale department.

But it worked.

Which was totally irrelevant to my sister’s expression ; something between the horror, concern, and withering pity one might convey, seeing half a frog hopping down the road.

Dude. 🎼 Hot dogs roasting on an open fire 🎶 (chestnuts? Maybe that’s chestnuts? I think it’s chestnuts. But I’m American, dammit. Or at least half American, and therefore reserve the right to substitute fast food at inexplicable opportune moments) is a whole damn song.

You’d have thought I was trying eat broth with a fork from the way she was looking at me. Or the front end (left side?) of a frog. 🐸
 
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