What Did You Eat And Drink Last?

[LuckiLee]

I went all out today... Roasted chicken, stuffing, gravy, sauteed asparagus and green bean casserole (for J). Milk.

Chocolate chip ice cream for dessert.

 

[Tornadic Thoughts]

Mmmmmmm...asparagus, @LuckiLee . ? That reminds me that I forgot to check our asparagus bed today to see if anything is peeking through yet. Looking forward to those babies!

Hubby has to partake in pre-colonoscopy foods the next few days, so tonight we had a huge garden salad topped with chickpeas and sauerkraut, vegan g/f fire roasted veggie pizza, and a big fat vegan g/f cookie cake thingy.

 

[Ronin]

Bout two litres of apple juice *where's my victory sign*

And heckuva lot candy, a yoghurt, popcorn, crackers and normal people food is on the radar for later the day.

Which it hasn't been for days. So a win.

 

[Mee]

Celebrating your success @Ronin. ?


I had a cup of turmeric and orange tea.

 

[osiris]

Yesterday was a write off. Earl grey equalled a good start but the rest of day was coffee.
Just went to make a drink and I’m out of tea bags. Coffee it is *facepalm*

 

[Friday]

Whiskey
Espresso
Beet soup

 

[Friday]

Hubby has to partake in pre-colonoscopy foods the next few days, so tonight we had a huge garden salad topped with chickpeas and sauerkraut,

:sneaky: Has he READ the Dave Barry Colonoscopy story? Never fails to crack me up. Imitation of the space shuttle launch, indeed :hilarious:

Okay, I’m going to double hide this behind a quote and a spoiler, since we’re talk in’ bout food... but it’s funny as f*ck.

Spoiler: Dave Barry - Space Shuttle

I took the MoviPrep. You mix two packets of powder together in a one-liter plastic jug, then you fill it with lukewarm water. (For those unfamiliar with the metric system, a liter is about 32 gallons.) Then you have to drink the whole jug. This takes about an hour, because MoviPrep tastes -- and here I am being kind -- like a mixture of goat spit and urinal cleanser, with just a hint of lemon.

The instructions for MoviPrep, clearly written by somebody with a great sense of humor, state that after you drink it, ‘‘a loose watery bowel movement may result.’‘ This is kind of like saying that after you jump off your roof, you may experience contact with the ground.

MoviPrep is a nuclear laxative. I don’t want to be too graphic, here, but: Have you ever seen a space shuttle launch? This is pretty much the MoviPrep experience, with you as the shuttle. There are times when you wish the commode had a seat belt. You spend several hours pretty much confined to the bathroom, spurting violently. You eliminate everything. And then, when you figure you must be totally empty, you have to drink another liter of MoviPrep, at which point, as far as I can tell, your bowels travel into the future and start eliminating food that you have not even eaten yet.

Dave Barry: A journey into my colon — and yours

 

[ChildofGod]

same lol

 

[Ronin]

Sandwich.

There's apple pie in the fridge.
Brain? Take note.
... Manual switching gears to I'm fine is for babies. :shifty:

 

[Tornadic Thoughts]

He has read it now, @Friday . lol He was cracking up the whole time and said, "Hilarious!", and thanks for the laughs. ?

I fixed tuna steak,w/ dill mustard sauce and steamed broccoli for supper tonight. One more night of solid foods then it's all liquids and clearing the path to the loo. ?

 

[Ronin]

May his procedure go well @Tornadic Thoughts :)

And yeah, contrary to my firmly held (dis) belief, broccoli is actually good for you. :hilarious: So cheers on.

 

[Friday]

broccoli is actually good for you.

Eating. (Little). Trees. :sneaky: According to my son’s best friend when he was 2/3/4. Cha. I can get behind that... as long as I don’t have to eat the tops. That’s just like having bugs in my mouth. Shrudder. Pass. Trunks only!